Suspected Terrorist

Dear UK Government,

So far this I year have:

  1. Taken photographs of government buildings
  2. Hired a car using out-of-date identification
  3. Made 44 time zone changes
  4. Bought a pay-as-you-go SIM card anonymously
  5. Visited any number of suspicious websites

Do I get a reward if I report myself?

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