Dear UK Government,
So far this I year have:

Taken photographs of government buildings
Hired a car using out-of-date identification
Made 44 time zone changes
Bought a pay-as-you-go SIM card anonymously
Visited any number of suspicious websites

Do I get a reward if I report myself?

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